Bumper Stickers in the World of Darkness...
W.o.P. by Theslin Wanders-through-Bramble (spottylogic@occultmail.com)
October 24, 1996


Mage: The Ascension
Celestial Chorus:
	Honk if you Love the One
	In the event of Global Ascension, this car will be Unoccupied
Akashic Brotherhood: 
	Going my Way?
	Kayaku Dojo: Tranquillity, Peace, breaking down 10’ steel walls
Hollow Ones:
	NOTHING happens
	I  My Tarantella
	Life’s a bitch, then Death’s a bitch
Virtual Adepts:
	1011010110111001011: Lamers don’t get it
	KIBO SAVES every 15 minutes
	Don’t like my driving? Dial pi
Verbena: 
	Life’s a blessing, then life’s a blessing
	I M my cat
	Blood, sweat and more blood
Order of Hermes:
	My son and my Tass go to Doissetep
	 Hooked on Kaballa worked for me!
Sons of Ether:
	Resonate if you love "Science!"
	My other car is a Delorean
	FIAT LUX!
Dreamspeakers:
	I break for Spirits
	If you can read this you’re Umbral
Euthanatos:
	Dante was Right
	If you don’t want to renew your possibilities stay off the sidewalk
Cult of Ecstasy:
	LSD: It’s not just for breakfast anymore
	Honk if you want a brief, torrid affair
New World Order:
	If you can read this, the subliminal have taken effect
	Don’t like my driving? Just dial--we’ll hear you.
$yndicate:
	I owe, I owe, it’s off to work I go, but they still control me utterly
Progenitors:
	God made man, but v. 3.2 is better
	My son and his clones go to LSU
Void Engineers:
	I [heart] the Plieades
	WE BREAK FOR NOBODY
	If you can read this, you’re violating Newtonian physics
Iteration X:
	Autocthonia or bust!
	Carbon is an Option
	Honk if you have no driver

Maurauders:
	My other car is a yellow submarine
	Beam me up, it’s damn boring here
Nephandi:
	Ia! Cthulhu Ftaghn!
	Life’s a bitch, then Grksnld the Destroyer consumes your soul

Werewolf: The Apocalypse
Fianna: 
	Ale: It’s not just for breakfast, lunch and dinner anymore
	Honk if you think Thomas the Rhymer was a hack
Uktena:
	They gibber, they gibber
	I break for manifestations of the Wyrm
Red Talons:
	Honk and I’ll tear your liver out
	I 8 Rhode Island
Glass Walkers:
	My other car is a Fetish
	I Break for Roaches
Children of Gaia:
	I [heart] the Whole of Creation
	Gaia Recycles!
Black Furies:
	Up the Matriocracy!
	Change Happens, or Should
Black Spiral Dancers:
	Foebok is Watching
	My son went to Malfaes, and I haven’t seen him since. Oh, well.
Wendigo:
	Don’t like my driving? Get the hell out of Canada, and take your Wyrm-bringer friends with you!
Shadow Lords:
	The Meek shall inherit NOTHING
	Visualize World Domination
Get of Fenris:
	Honk if you’re Genetically Pure
	Don’t like my driving? Get a klaive!
Bone Gnawers: 
	My other shopping cart is a car
	I don’t break; they fell out last August
Silver Fangs:
	Don’t like my driving? Tough!
	I  My Tribe
	Blue Bloods Rule!
Stargazers:
	The Truth Is NOT Out There!
	Free Tibet!
Silent Striders:
	Bast and Set! Bast and Set! Ra, Ra, Ra!
	ALL ROADS MEET

Vampire: The Masquerade
Nosferatu:
	(ludo@technecon.com) like my driving? Stay out of the Sewer!
Malkavians: 
	PRACTICE RANDOM ACTS

From: cd@alfakonsult.se (cd skogsberg):

For the NWO (as quoted by my commanding officers):

Trust is good - control is better.

From: Ludo :

Dreamspeakers :
I brake for abominable snowmen
Scrap this car
In the event of a Gauntlet-breach, just drum

Akashic Brotherhood :
I kill over "Grasshopper" jokes
I know what you're going to do
I only use this car to baffle Farandwee

Hollow Ones :
If you're going to drink and drive, don't forget to drink
I plan to be buried in this car

Euthanatos :
This car only looks empty
No matter the number of rebirth-cycles, I still end up driving a
sub-compact

Order of Hermes :
I'd tell you a joke, but you'd have to learn Latin
Sealed with a kiss