Magic: The Gathering top 10 lists
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Top 10 Cards we'd Like to See

10: Countererroneousruling
9:  Slight of Damage
8:  Wyluli Cute Person of Opposite Gender in Spandex
7:  Wall of Tofu
6:  Circle of Protection: Instant Death
5:  Fireball Ward
4:  Nevinyrral's Velvet Elvis Statue
3:  Ashnod's Staff of Total Destruction
2:  Opponent Blast (Ya'know, like Artifact Blast...)     
1:  Chaos Raw Egg

Top 10 Places to Spend Money while you're in Dominia

10: Mox's Gems and Jewelry
9:  Ashnod's House of Discipline
8:  Lord and Lady Ursnell, Practicing Marriage Therapists 
7:  My Favorite Things:  Toys by Urza   
6:  Pan-Dominia Imports, Titania proprietor
5:  Demon, Demon and Demon: Attorneys at Law
4:  Leng Mortuaries, Tawnos proprietor
3:  Ma's Kitchen, run by the Coumbajj Sisters
2:  Serra Air
1:  Ye Olde Sengir Inn, Kroog

Top 10 Things Mox never got around to Inventing
10: Mox Lump of Lead
9:  Mox Uranium
8:  Mox Highly Polished Dry Ice
7:  Mox Chunk of Granite
6:  Mox Plugged Nickle
5:  Mox Charcoal
4:  Mox Asbestos
3:  Mox Rhinestone
2:  Mox Glow-in-the-dark Rosary
1:  Mox Asphalt Pavement             

Top 10 reasons Red is SO much better than those other wimpy
colors

10: All those X-spells.
9:  You never see a Red Wizard put up with 1/1 flyers!
8:  Stone Giants are fun!
7:  Disintergrate means never having to say you're sorry.
6:  Goblins, Kobolds and Orcs, oh my!
5:  "Elves may come and go, but a Wall of Earth is forever."
4:  Nothing says "I'm here to destroy you" like a Dragon.
3:  Did we mention the Kobolds? 
2:  Wheel of Fortuneing for Fireballs.  It doesn't get any 
    better than Wheel of fortuning for Fireballs.
1:  The priceless expression on your opponent's face
    when he suffers 126 points of damage on round 8.
    
Top 10 reasons the SMART people play Blue

10: Control Magic their Serras.  Then leave with them.
9:  Control Magic their Sengirs.  Then win.
8:  Dispel EVERYTHING.  Win by default.
7:  With a Sapphire, you can cast all four psychic venoms
    on round eight...
6:  Clone, Clone, Clone, Clone, Doppleganger, Doppleganger,
    Doppleganger, Doppleganger, Ring of Maruf, Copy Artifact,
    Copy Artifact, Copy Artifact, Copy Artifact, Dance of
    Many, Dance of Many, Dance of Many.  16 plague rats,
    and it's tournament-legal.
5:  Sure it's expensive, but the Leviathan is wonderful
    for shock value.
4:  Ancestral Recall, Braingeyser and Time Twister are all
    great ways to make friends and influence people.  More
    the latter, though.
3:  Oh, that fantastic Alpha Time Walk.  What was it? 
    "Opponent looses next turn"?
2:  Hallucinatory Terrain has a profound effect on Legendary
    Lands. 
1:  With enough Psychic Venoms, a Circle of Protection
    becomes self-defeating.